John McGimmick and the Beauty-Queen Huntress Sarah Palin

Well, you know guys, I was actually not going to talk much about politics this season.  Too many people yap about it already and most people already are convinced of their candidate; so what's the point? 

But you know....sometimes the surreal world of post-modern politics makes me laugh and cry all at the same time.

First the cry:

You know.  Male hunters are one thing.  I get that the alpha-male impulse in your brains precludes you from seeing how inhumane, unsporting, and totally unnecessary modern hunting is.  But a woman?  She should fucking know better. 

 

 

 

John McCain shot himself in the foot by adding a woman to the ticket. 

Why?  Because McCain was holding steady with Obama in the polls due to racism (something you won't see mentioned in most mainstream news sites, but I'm a demon and can speak 'fo realz).  He should have ran with the ball on getting all those racists to vote for him.  Now he just triggered the one thing in this world that runs deeper than racism: sexism. 

Now McCain has evened out Obama's blackness with Palin's femaleness.  Sad to say, but McCain would have done better with some old white guy who looks like he would appear on American money.

 

 

Also, McCain is on crack if he thinks he will pick up most Hillary supporters.  This bitch is anti-choice even in cases of rape and incest!!  How about we hire Bill O'Reilly to rape Sarah Palin, and then we'll see how happy she is to squeeze out his love-child.

 

 

Oh, and can I mention her 17 year old preggers daughter?

 

 

This is clearly another attempt to pander to the redneck Republican base--but this also is a miscalculation.  This would have been more effective had her daughter been only twelve and the father been her uncle.  Then again the father's name is "Levi" so good call there!

Now for the laugh:

 

Does she not look like the hottest high school principal in the world?  Seriously. 

If Sarah Palin's career falters after this failed campaign with John McButtNugget, she can always hit me up for a pin-up job. Wouldn't you guys like to see her on my site?  Maybe we can suck each other's toes!  (I have those stripper shoes, btw.  You go girl!)

 

Peace out,

Izabael

 

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Comments

[Prexus Nexus Maximus XIV]

yikes what a ho

[Stalin]

Which one? Her or her daughter?

God help us if this lady is ever Commander in Chief. I don't think McCain is in charge of his own campaign at all anymore.

[THC2112]

You were sure dead-on with your redneck joke:

"I'm a f***in' redneck," Levi Johnston wrote in his MySpace (which is down now) "I live to play hockey ... I'll kick ass." and "I don't want kids."

[anonanonanon]

That's pretty slutty for a potential president I have to admit. It's especially ironic being on Izabal's site. Izas good at that sort of implied irony.

[Izabael]

I saw her convention speech. She's an emblazoned speaker, to be sure. I would have even considered voting for her if I didn't think her and McCain might eventually overthrow Roe v. Wade (and the hunting thing...I mean c'mon. Grow up, lady. Stop killing defenseless animals.)